Name: Aunt Martha's Dirty Laundry - A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Sewing Machine
Brand: Colonial Patterns Inc.
SKU: spt6
Price: 10 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (12 reviews)

Aunt Martha's Dirty Laundry - A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Sewing Machine

by Colonial Patterns Inc.

SKU SPT6

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Aunt Martha's® Dirty Laundry - A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Sewing Machine

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Get ready to add a splash of humor to your kitchen with these hilarious gag towels! Aunt Martha's Dirty Laundry brings you a witty take on housework that's sure to leave your guests in stitches. Perfect for those who'd rather be quilting than cleaning, this flour sack towel proudly declares that a tidy home might just mean your sewing machine is out of commission!

Crafted from 100% premium cotton, this generously sized 28 x 28 inch towel isn't just a conversation starter – it's a versatile kitchen essential. The eye-catching black silkscreen design, measuring approximately 7 inches, is strategically placed at the bottom-center of the towel for maximum impact. Whether you're wiping down counters, drying dishes, or simply displaying it as quirky kitchen decor, this towel is bound to bring smiles.

Ideal for gift-giving, Aunt Martha's Dirty Laundry towels are the perfect way to brighten someone's day. Whether it's for a housewarming, birthday, or just because, these towels are guaranteed to elicit laughs and lighten the mood. After all, life's too short not to find humor in the everyday!

To keep your Aunt Martha's Dirty Laundry towel looking its best, follow these care instructions:

Wash in warm water with like colors to maintain the towel's vibrant appearance.

Don't dry clean screen-printed items. The chemicals in the dry cleaning process can cause spotting or staining.

Avoid bleach, especially chlorine bleach; the agents in bleach will discolor fabric threads and the dyes used in screen-printing.

Do not use fabric softener on screen-printed towels. Fabric softeners degrade the ink used in the silkscreen process and causes cracking and/or fading of the screen-printed areas.

If ironing the towel, use a cool dry iron and iron the reverse side of the silkscreen. Or cover the front side of the towel with two pieces of cloth to protect the design.

Do NOT use steam or water.

By following these simple care instructions, you'll ensure that Martha's dirty laundry stays fresh and funny for years to come. So go ahead, embrace the chaos of a lived-in home, and let your broken sewing machine be a badge of honor. With Aunt Martha's Dirty Laundry towels, you're not just wiping up spills – you're making a statement!